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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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sweettheart:

glutenfreeweed:

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

IT MOVES o.O

duh

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fantasmics:

(Most of) Alan Menken’s Disney Movie Scores

Happy birthday Alan Menken! (July 22, 1949)
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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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ianthetoasterslayer:

billiondollarsuperhero:

because-chris-evans:

because-chris-evans:

because-chris-evans:

because-chris-evans:

because-chris-evans:

IM STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING WIFI ROUTER AND I ONLY HAVE 1 BAR WTAF

toaster. nevermind. i was standing next to the fucking toaster.

HEY WHAT I’M NOT ALONE SOMEONE ELSE DID THE EXACT THING

wait

this is my post isnt it

i think i should go to bed and sleep

That was a wild ride.

This is why I hate toasters

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» So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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