If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
Manhattan at 6 a.m.
but just click on the picture
IT MOVES o.O
(Most of) Alan Menken’s Disney Movie ScoresHappy birthday Alan Menken! (July 22, 1949)
IM STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING WIFI ROUTER AND I ONLY HAVE 1 BAR WTAF
toaster. nevermind. i was standing next to the fucking toaster.
HEY WHAT I’M NOT ALONE SOMEONE ELSE DID THE EXACT THING
this is my post isnt it
i think i should go to bed and sleep
That was a wild ride.
This is why I hate toasters
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow