Loveeeee How I Met Your Mother! Barney is HILARIOUS! xD

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rescuemeatsix:

Dear ex,
Dear person I dislike,
Dear ex bestfriend, 
Dear bestfriend,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear Santa,
Dear future me,
Dear partner. 

please please please guys :(

im avoiding french homework

Someone should actually ask me to do one of these so my ask box isn’t all sad and lonely. :3

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stupidharpy:

megthemaggot:

Laptop trackpad, and if the bullet made it through that, it’ll go approximately between my pancreas and stomach.

shot in the side of the gut

FUCK

 As I read this, I think I shot myself in the neck/jaw.

Yeah, totally fucked.

No joke, I moved to prop my head up on my middle/index fingers JUST as I was reading this.  Direct shot straight into my brain.  I’d say I’m pretty fucked.

Mine shot through my chair. No damage done! I win!

It would skim the top of my head. Not deadly probably, but may result in some brain damage and would definitely result in pain and bleeding. xD

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